http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/3808.html

Canuckistan's other "ship" is still welded to a pier as the Honorable
Steve Lare, a decorated United States Navy veteran, accurately
revealed in another thread.

And, as always, don't let your children attend the Sullivan College
of
Technology & Design in Louisville, Kentucky.
They've hired at least one dufus who once claimed to have a PhD and
was arrested using drugs with students he was entrusted to supervise,
and who knows, there may be more dufi employed there.