Job Description: Artistic talent to paint mural on Greyhound Bus.
Creativity and attention to detail required.
Mural to include but not limited to the following:

A. Black slong dangling from Slurpin Sarah's mouth.
B. Crucifix dangling from Sarah's neck while wearing a yarmulke.
C. Slurpin Sarah sprawled in backseat of automobile while Harem
Globetrotters stand in line.
D. Snortin Sarah deep in thought analysing PEOPLE magazine while
smoking a joint.
E. $22,000,000 representing the deficit Sarah created for the people
of Wasilla, AK while Mayor.
F. Cocaine.
G. Slurpin Sarah wistfully gazing at the moon saying: "I am an
astronaut because I can see the moon! Maybe I will work for NASA if
this President thingy doesn't work out"
F. Slurpin Sarah peering into a dictionary lamenting having to
"look up all these hard words like HYPOCRITE,
PHONY,
OPPORTUNIST and MONEYGRUBBER!"

Additional ideas for this historic masterpiece welcome - please post
your suggestions.