maybe the owner is a ham. we do tend to help our own.

whats a cb op doing hanging around this group anyway?

"Kenny Joe" wrote in message
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So here I was, at McDonalds this morning and the clerk says to
me, "Are you a senior or a ham"? I say neither but why do you
ask? So the clerk says we give discounts to seniors and hams,
10% off for seniors and 20% off for hams. Feeling somewhat
miffed, I tell the clerk I am a CB op and what is the discount for
a CB op? She says, "No discount for CB ops." Now I am
really miffed and cant unnerstand why I dont get some sort of
discount. Worse yet, the manager will not tell me why hams
get 20% discount! Life is just so unfair! Worse yet, I go for a
2nd cup of Joe, and now the clerk rubs it in and says, "If you
are a senior AND a ham, you would get a 30% discount."
Now that Really burns me up, so I stomp out of McDonalds,
swearing never to darken their doors again. But here's the real
zinger! I still don't know why hams get 20% off and senior
hams get 30% off?


Kenny Joe
Purveyor of Fine Corn & coarse grits.