Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in St. Cloud who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Duluth and
one of my sisters, who lives in Minneapolis, is married to a
transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in St. Paul.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Rochester for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with
his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Bay Village. She is still a
part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a democrat.

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation


This sounds like it could be true!

Tracy

If I was a democrat, I sure wouldn't admit it...



"Fat Donkey" wrote in message
...
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in St. Cloud who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Duluth and
one of my sisters, who lives in Minneapolis, is married to a
transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in St. Paul.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Rochester for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with
his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Bay Village. She is still a
part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a democrat.

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation


This sounds like it could be true!

Tracy

Jim Hackett wrote:
If I was a democrat, I sure wouldn't admit it...


Dear ****head:

I am and I'm damn proud of it! Not that is has anything to do with SWL.

--
Brian Denley
http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html

Brian Denley wrote:

Jim Hackett wrote:

If I was a democrat, I sure wouldn't admit it...



Dear ****head:

I am and I'm damn proud of it! Not that is has anything to do with SWL.


This whole division of right/left, democrat/republican is artificial
nonsense. There is such an overlap of what politicians of EITHER camp
do, that the terms are meaningless.

You have 'red' conservatives and 'blue' democrats. Some left leaning
Republicans are more 'socialist' than the right leaning democrats.

The whole mess of political parties reminds me of a staged
pro-wrestlinmg match. "We'll get him next match! Be There!"

A lot of people are getting disillusioned with politics. It seems no
matter WHO gets elected, by the time the policies filter down to the
great unwashed masses in the street, it'sa all the SAME.

The federal debt climbs and the future taxpayer is stuck with the
interest and the principle. What would it be worth to you to be able to
steer the country in a direction that would make money for you and your
friends? Must be a lot if you send your citizens to war for the bottom line.

I'm starting to ramble..The point that needs to be made is simple.

The deciding factor for WHO gets your vote shouldn't be made on the non
existent right/left labels. It should be made on which candidate is
honest and qualified.

Those qualities are scarce. 'Left or Right' is a dime a dozen.


rant mode off

mike

In article Xtlhc.61642$aD.26560@edtnps89,
m II wrote:

Brian Denley wrote:

Jim Hackett wrote:

If I was a democrat, I sure wouldn't admit it...



Dear ****head:

I am and I'm damn proud of it! Not that is has anything to do with SWL.


This whole division of right/left, democrat/republican is artificial
nonsense. There is such an overlap of what politicians of EITHER camp
do, that the terms are meaningless.

You have 'red' conservatives and 'blue' democrats. Some left leaning
Republicans are more 'socialist' than the right leaning democrats.

The whole mess of political parties reminds me of a staged
pro-wrestlinmg match. "We'll get him next match! Be There!"

A lot of people are getting disillusioned with politics. It seems no
matter WHO gets elected, by the time the policies filter down to the
great unwashed masses in the street, it'sa all the SAME.

The federal debt climbs and the future taxpayer is stuck with the
interest and the principle. What would it be worth to you to be able to
steer the country in a direction that would make money for you and your
friends? Must be a lot if you send your citizens to war for the bottom line.

I'm starting to ramble..The point that needs to be made is simple.

The deciding factor for WHO gets your vote shouldn't be made on the non
existent right/left labels. It should be made on which candidate is
honest and qualified.

Those qualities are scarce. 'Left or Right' is a dime a dozen.


rant mode off

You seem to make more sense when you rant. Maybe you should leave the
rant mode on.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Well, I'm glad to see there's room for both parties!


"Brian Denley" wrote in message
news:IUkhc.181092$JO3.104220@attbi_s04...
Jim Hackett wrote:
If I was a democrat, I sure wouldn't admit it...


Dear ****head:

I am and I'm damn proud of it! Not that is has anything to do with SWL.

--
Brian Denley
http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html