I try to clean up and follow Jesus and all I get is harassment. I
might only have $5000 to distribute to the people I stole from, but
I'm going to do the best that I can. And no I'm not going to jail.
Can't a guy make a life change and try to make amends?

I'm trying to save up for my sex change operation next year and then
you wonderful people can call me Darlene Munroe.

Dave (currently anyway)