Ok. Rant time.

I was listening to the Dr. Laura Schlessinger radio talk show the
other day. Have you heard this? I freakin' love it. Gets me all riled
up. People from all over North America call in (over 60,000 callers a
day!) and ask her advice on their daily quandaries. The "Doctor" then
hauls her ass up on top of her ivory tower of moral superiority, and
proceeds to berate her devoted flock like they're 7 year old retards
with **** filled diapers. Anyway, today she was fervently babbling
about how "shacking up" and "having sex out of wedlock" is "the most
disturbing thing there is". Uh.. even more disturbing than running
over toddlers with a tractor? Even more disturbing than slowing
slicing your genitals with a rusty razor? Even more dis...

Well, needless to say, Dr. Laura is a moronic hag. Have you seen this
hypocrites un-doctored nude pictures on the net? It's 100% fun
listening to her angrily rail against the people who make/use/sell
porn while you jack off to a dozen pictures of her pale but perky tits
and hairy pussy. It's really one of the most simple but pure pleasures
a listener of her show will ever have in life. Especially that one
with her legs spread wide open.

Perhaps Sacramento CA. journalist Anita Creamer put it best:
"She posed in pigtails, hands on hips. She smiled brightly for the
camera, flirting and saucy and delighted, naked as the day she was
born. We wouldn't bother to care if she weren't such a sanctimonious,
mean spirited, god awful witch."

Man, when that **** hit the fan, I thought for sure Schlessinger was
gonna finally disappear under some far off religious rock. Her first
rather pathetic defense was to dishonestly claim they were "fakes".
Then, after she lost her court case to have them suppressed, she got a
big, fat, juicy painful lesson in humility after she went on the air
to state that she found them "embarrassing". Eventually the source was
revealed to be veteran Los Angeles radio broadcaster Bill Ballance, a
man who was pivotal in getting Schlessinger her start in radio, and
took the photos in 1978, while the pair of them were having an AFFAIR
during Schlessinger's first marriage! Oh sweet irony, how I adore ye.

She's really no different than Rush Limbaugh, that fat hateful dope
fiend. What the hell is with these right wing religious nuts? They
judge, condemn, and preach, and then take part in sins just as bad or
worse than those that they were ****ing and moaning about in the first
place. How about the 237 Pedophile priests in Boston up on 45 million
dollars worth of rape and molestation charges? Christ, I rest my case.

Wait.... I don't wanna rest my case. I'm having waaaay too much fun
ranting about Dr. Laura. I remember one of her callers asking if she
should let her 9 year old kid attend a coed sleepover party. Now, this
prudish, ignorant radio host could have said something like "that
would not be practical or appropriate" or some concerned parental
bull****, but instead the insane harpy flew off the handle and accused
the parents who were throwing the party of "living out their sexual
fantasies through their children". -snort-

Another classy moment from a show I heard last year was when she
claimed that society can't allow gay people - or as she horrifically
calls them: "biological errors" - to get legally married, because "a
legal precedent would be set" and we'd then have to "allow people who
have sex with their parents to get married to one another" (?!?) That
**** is just crazy enough to be hilarious. Mind you, her homophobic
comments were determined to be in violation of the human rights
provision of the Canadian Broadcasting Code of Ethics, and she lost
the majority of her stations in Canada. Ha ha. Luckily, C-Fun 1410 am
here in Vancouver continues the weekday afternoon "family values"
insanity.

The important thing to remember kids, is that Laura Schlessinger is
neither a medical doctor nor accredited in a discipline one would
traditionally look to for the generation of expertise in moral,
societal, or spiritual matters. She's just a lying hypocritical
****face with a radio show.

Perverts: The Doctor Laura porn is here. Have fun!
www.konformist.com/drlaura.htm
and he
www.bartcop.com/laura1025.htm