Birmingham, for reasons mostly relating to outdated stereotypes, seems
to be the city that British people love to hate.


Two Brummies were fishing by the canal when one turns to the other and
says:-
" I caught a whale in here yisterdie"
"Wot?", says the other "Yow was fishin in this cut and yow caught a
whale? Wot did yow do with it?"
"I threw it back." the first one replies
"Why did yow do that?"
"Coz there were no spokes in it"