"Twistedhed" wrote in message
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These are real:

"Too bad ignorance isn't painful"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"If you love NY,,,,,I-95 North"

"If you love NY,,,,go home"

"We don't give a damn how you did up north"

"Caution, I speed up for slower animals"

"This truck protected by Smith and Wesson"

"Only a bitch like me could love a ******* like him"

"Only a ******* like me could love a bitch like her"

"Disney Sucks"

"I'm spending my children's inheritance"

"Don't laugh, at least it's paid for"

"0-60 in 5 minutes"

"I DX 11 Meter"

"We're not ALL on vacation"

"Im not conceited, I'm convinced"

"This country was founded on God, Guns, and Guts"

"NRA"

"Fishermen go down deep and have longer rods"

"American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God"



""Discourage inbreeding, outlaw country music"