Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people
"Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America ...now speak English!!!

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KC8TCQ

"3 out of 4 people surveyed, belong to 75% of the population."

Welcome to America ...now speak English!!!

And when you pass in the store or public place, yield TO THE RIGHT!!!
That's the way we drive here, so walk the walk and talk the talk!

These are real:

"Too bad ignorance isn't painful"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"If you love NY,,,,,I-95 North"

"If you love NY,,,,go home"

"We don't give a damn how you did up north"

"Caution, I speed up for slower animals"

"This truck protected by Smith and Wesson"

"Only a bitch like me could love a ******* like him"

"Only a ******* like me could love a bitch like her"

"Disney Sucks"

"I'm spending my children's inheritance"

"Don't laugh, at least it's paid for"

"0-60 in 5 minutes"

"I DX 11 Meter"

"We're not ALL on vacation"

"Im not conceited, I'm convinced"

"This country was founded on God, Guns, and Guts"

"NRA"

"Fishermen go down deep and have longer rods"

"American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God"

"Twistedhed" wrote in message
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These are real:

"Too bad ignorance isn't painful"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"If you love NY,,,,,I-95 North"

"If you love NY,,,,go home"

"We don't give a damn how you did up north"

"Caution, I speed up for slower animals"

"This truck protected by Smith and Wesson"

"Only a bitch like me could love a ******* like him"

"Only a ******* like me could love a bitch like her"

"Disney Sucks"

"I'm spending my children's inheritance"

"Don't laugh, at least it's paid for"

"0-60 in 5 minutes"

"I DX 11 Meter"

"We're not ALL on vacation"

"Im not conceited, I'm convinced"

"This country was founded on God, Guns, and Guts"

"NRA"

"Fishermen go down deep and have longer rods"

"American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God"



""Discourage inbreeding, outlaw country music"

Keith Hosman wrote:
Discourage inbreeding, outlaw country music"


Heheh,,,,country never wuz cool.