He is too retarded to understand english! We have told him that
nothing he says matters, but he keeps beating his weenie, oops...I
mean lips, oops I mean head against the wall. LOL!

His wife has left him for Lassie, his threats are chuckled at, he has
nothing to feel good about anymore except his perception of being a
problem for his owners the AKC...POOOOOOOR mopedapuke!