On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 09:02:29 -0400, dxAce
proclaimed:

Lone Ranger (in comms with Tonto) at 17 miles.


The Lone ranger was being held captive and managed to send a secret
smoke signal to Tonto.

"Help, bring posse"

Tonto shows up two later with three hookers.

Dammit, Tonto I said "posse" not "pussy"!