"I'm a COAL man" ...sung to the tune of "soul man" comes to mind for some
reason.

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Brian Denley
http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html
"Fleetlord Hart" wrote in message
om...
"I consulted Raymond Dart, the world famed South African anatomist,
who told me, 'Mr. Conrad, you have opened doors that we never dreamed
existed. You are the first person to explore the coal fields of the
world, the very first. I believe you are starting a new sceince.'"

ROTFLMAO....Evidently our South African friend inherited some of that
Dry British Wit(TM). Wonder how long it'll take Mr. Conrad to realize
he's been insulted. Hucking filarious.

-Joe Hart
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Her Majesty considers the arrangement to be tentative
until we ship a proper diplomatic representative,
We don't forsee that you will be the least bit argumentative
so please excuse the manner of what we brought as a preventative
BOOM! (warship fires cannon)