Is there a list like this for DXers?

I was thinking of something lighthearted (not serious like the the link). Some
suggestions:

Of course I can hear you wiyj my headphones on, dear.

Keep talking, It just SEEMS as if the radio static is making it hard for me to
hear you.

Please get me the beer. If I take off my headphones, it will take hours to warm
up my ears again.

Oh yes, warm ears enable me to hear DX better.

Those antennas on the roof keep burglars away from our home.

No, those QSL cards are not sale flyers, and you shouldn't throw them away
before I see them.

Well, a new radio lasts a long time; you'll wear out those expensive shoes in
a month. Think of it as an investment.