http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html

Is there a list like this for DXers?

I was thinking of something lighthearted (not serious like the the link). Some
suggestions:

Of course I can hear you wiyj my headphones on, dear.

Keep talking, It just SEEMS as if the radio static is making it hard for me to
hear you.

Please get me the beer. If I take off my headphones, it will take hours to warm
up my ears again.

Oh yes, warm ears enable me to hear DX better.

Those antennas on the roof keep burglars away from our home.

No, those QSL cards are not sale flyers, and you shouldn't throw them away
before I see them.

Well, a new radio lasts a long time; you'll wear out those expensive shoes in
a month. Think of it as an investment.

A good start, Radioman.

I'll add what even my late wife realized:

Radio keeps me out of bars and at home.

Bill, K5BY

Oh, and when I began spending lots of time online, my late wife (Ruby, N5GIN)
would ask me, "Did you work anyone?" G

Bill, K5BY