On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:47:48 (dxAce) wrote:

I'm just sitting here with my hand on my dick as I have been every day since I got stoned on the job, fell and sprained my back while shoveling ****
at the kennel. I sued my employer and I should be rolling in the green soon. My lawyer says I should get a huge payout of about $20,000. Wow! That's
enough to buy 4 or 5 pounds of weed. Between the weed and the Vicodin I'm in hillbilly heaven. My favorite past times besides getting wasted every day
is listening to short wave, posting idiotic things to Usenet and playing with my pecker. My pecker don't work so well anymore. I think it's the
Vicodin. All I got is a sore dick from rubbing it so much. Well that's about all for today. If I hear anything on the radio like Warships(oops, I mean
inflatable rafts) seized by Iran or if I feel like acting like a jackass you can read my stupidity right here in rec.radio.shortwave. 73


You are a lunatic. Get help before you hurt yourself or someone else.