This is an outrage. What will my client do?

Your client has 2 options.

1. Report to flame-fest IMMEDIATELY and answer his latest ping IN GRAPHIC DETAIL.

2. Turn himself in to the Athens, AL field office of The Lewis-Louis
Detective Agency and make a full confession.

I have it on good authority that Mr. Lewis has promised safe passage
after the confession.

We've been more than patient to this point, but your client is
beginning to walk on thin ice. The people from Louis-Lewis can do a
take-down just like an FBI swat team. And they don't care whose pizza
gets cold.

Forewarned is ...