"m II" wrote in message
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'hulin was famed for all things bestial
The Dog Star meant arousal made celestial
"It's this man's little sexy treat
When they're howling, fresh in heat"
Cried 'hulin at the deviant's festival

The problem I'm facing here, mister,
Is really an awful tongue twister!
Though I've tried and I've tried
As I've I slipped it inside,
From the back end I simply can't kiss her.