"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 07:42:11 -0500, wcb wrote:
wrote:
Maybe someone should reply with a sign saying "Flush a Baptist down the
toilet." I'm sure there'd be no end of brick-sh-tting.
Hudley Pearse
Maybe some mullah will set up a public bible burning
in retaliation.
Then the christians can retaliate and burn Qurans.
Then the mullahs can retaliate and have an even bigger
bible burning.
The the christians can retaliate by having an even bigger
Quran burning.
And so on while the rest of us go get some marshmallows.
But if they keep doing that they will eventually burn up all
of the bibles and korans in existence...
Hey... YEAH!!!
No way. The only thing that will happen is ultimately we will end up without
trees.
This, of course, will put a serious damper on the toilet paper supply.
Whereas if we maintain the status quo, the number of "Holy Books" being
printed today will supply our toilet paper needs, and we can continue trying
to renew the renewable resource of trees. It's like having your cake and
eating it too. Balance, you see.