"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 07:42:11 -0500, wcb wrote:

wrote:

Maybe someone should reply with a sign saying "Flush a Baptist down the
toilet." I'm sure there'd be no end of brick-sh-tting.

Hudley Pearse

Maybe some mullah will set up a public bible burning
in retaliation.
Then the christians can retaliate and burn Qurans.
Then the mullahs can retaliate and have an even bigger
bible burning.
The the christians can retaliate by having an even bigger
Quran burning.
And so on while the rest of us go get some marshmallows.

But if they keep doing that they will eventually burn up all
of the bibles and korans in existence...

Hey... YEAH!!!

No way. The only thing that will happen is ultimately we will end up without
trees.

This, of course, will put a serious damper on the toilet paper supply.
Whereas if we maintain the status quo, the number of "Holy Books" being
printed today will supply our toilet paper needs, and we can continue trying
to renew the renewable resource of trees. It's like having your cake and
eating it too. Balance, you see.

FO&A,

RHF wrote:

FO&A,
.
Now there is an Idea ALL Books should be made
to be Environmentally Friendly. The Paper use
in Books should be "Useable" and "Flushable".
.
another great idea while sitting on the throne ~ RHF
. . . . .


The inventor of toilet paper had a hell of a time selling his invention.
People thought, why waste clean paper when a page from last year's Sears
catalog would do just as well? That was about a hundred years ago. Plus
the toilet paper had splinters (ouch).


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On 2005-05-31, running dogg wrote:

The inventor of toilet paper had a hell of a time selling his invention.
People thought, why waste clean paper when a page from last year's Sears
catalog would do just as well? That was about a hundred years ago. Plus
the toilet paper had splinters (ouch).

Toilet paper got its big break when the Wilson War Department decided to
issue toilet tissue to the doughboys, much to the amazement of the
Tommies and Poilus. Fritz's attitude is unrecorded. I dunno how well
a roll of tissue did in the mud of France.