m II wrote:
D Peter Maus wrote:

:::and quiet that "I love you" stuff. I thought you didn't want
anyone to know. Geez. Oh, and did the "condition" ever clear up? It
still stings when I pee.::::



Many years ago, I trained Bees to do just that. They were conditioned to
sting the male appendage whenever it was made available for urination. I
had visions of great wealth being made with this 'organic'
enlargement/enhancement process.

Well, somehow, unbeknownst to me, a strain of African killer bees made
it into my trained hive. During the last stage of testing before the
public offerings were to be made, disaster struck. I proceeded through
the motions of aiming the research object and the bees came.

It's impossible to describe the horror. On recovering consciousness, I
found I was so swollen I couldn't pull my pants up or go through a
doorway sideways. I had to cover my deformity until all the brand new
groupies disappeared.

It took the better part of a fortnight, but they drifted off. The
grapevine has it they migrated over the Ace's house. They heard he's a
huge one ALL the time and not just above the shoulders.





mike




I'll have what he's having. TWO olives.