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July 5th 05, 03:04 AM
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m II wrote:
D Peter Maus wrote: :::and quiet that "I love you" stuff. I thought you didn't want anyone to know. Geez. Oh, and did the "condition" ever clear up? It still stings when I pee.:::: Many years ago, I trained Bees to do just that. They were conditioned to sting the male appendage whenever it was made available for urination. I had visions of great wealth being made with this 'organic' enlargement/enhancement process. Well, somehow, unbeknownst to me, a strain of African killer bees made it into my trained hive. During the last stage of testing before the public offerings were to be made, disaster struck. I proceeded through the motions of aiming the research object and the bees came. It's impossible to describe the horror. On recovering consciousness, I found I was so swollen I couldn't pull my pants up or go through a doorway sideways. I had to cover my deformity until all the brand new groupies disappeared. It took the better part of a fortnight, but they drifted off. The grapevine has it they migrated over the Ace's house. They heard he's a huge one ALL the time and not just above the shoulders. mike I'll have what he's having. TWO olives. |
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