1. He is a keyclown

2. Because we can

3. Because mopathetic just started flipping his gums some more

4. Because mopathetic is so predictable

5. Because it is fun to smack keyclowns

6. Because the RF spectrum is polluted enough

7. Because the AKC is gonna prove Professor wrong

8. Because he and mopathetic are amusing when they squeal

9. Because we like to post the FCC announcements when it happens

10. Because evertime mopathetic flips his gums a keyclown
business gets ratted out