I'm sure you heard that on shortwave on BBC news..!!! (or was it RCI?)
Really great - I had a huge belly laugh at that
Typical GWB - a perfect Texan gentleman to his very core
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John Plimmer, Montagu, Western Cape Province, South Africa

"Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
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At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air
Force One. Mr.
Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London
where they
board an open, 17th Century coach hitched to six magnificent white
matching horses.

As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to
the thousands
of thousands of cheering Brits lining the streets, all is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,
earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British
Empire, including
Bermuda, Tortola and The Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but
under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the
whole incident.

But then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and
explains,
"Mr. President, please accept my regrets.... I'm sure you understand
that there are
some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't
give the
matter another thought ... you know, if you hadn't said something, I
would have thought
it was one of the horses."


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