Introducing the President Bush Radio.
Ready to go...
Simply apply 120 volts AC (or higher), and watch it launch missiles,
kill civillians, rob the needy, and raise gas prices all in one simple
push of a button. Guaranteed to influence people all over the world,
even if they hate its power.

We'll pay you $100 to take the president Bush off our hands, as long
as you promise to take it out of America within 24 hours of purchase.