Burr wrote:

The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows
have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.
Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get
more."


Are these just as funny?

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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam with a
nationality/language..


mike