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OT Smile, Roy don't smile
Burr wrote:
The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Are these just as funny? ================================= An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." ================================== ================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." =================================== =================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." =================================== I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam with a nationality/language.. mike |
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(OT) : Mike [M II] Once Again You Ain't Got Your Facts Right !
On Jan 13, 7:05*pm, m II wrote:
Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." Are these just as funny? ================================= An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." ================================== ================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." =================================== =================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." =================================== - - I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam - with a nationality/language.. - - mike - Mike [M II], I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right. Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim" That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M While you used the word : "Islam" Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh ! But what was nice was once again seeing you show your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews] And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to : "I'm Italian" [The Italians] "I'm Polish" [The Poles] Mike [M II] - What is Next . . Can we expect you to start writing "The-N-Word" again and blaming it on DX Ace ? About - The Amish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY http://www.gameo.org/encyclopedia/contents/A4574ME.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish http://www.800padutch.com/amish.shtml http://www.amish.net/faq.asp http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish.htm http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish2.htm http://www.multiculturalcanada.ca/ec...ent/amish.html mike - good-day {have a good-day} -because- everyday is a blessing from god - amen ~ RHF |
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(OT) : Mike [M II] Once Again You Ain't Got Your Facts Right!
RHF wrote:
I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right. Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim" That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M While you used the word : "Islam" Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh ! A Muslim or Moslem is a person who practices Islam. But what was nice was once again seeing you show your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews] And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to : "I'm Italian" [The Italians] "I'm Polish" [The Poles] You completely missed the point of the posting. His joke was stupid and juvenile. You laughed at it. I asked him if the same joke with different victims were as funny as his. If any of them were insulting, then they are ALL insulting. Try to develop comprehension of the printed word before making an ass of yourself. mike |
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OT Smile, Roy don't smile
m II wrote in news:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89:
Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Ray Deo |
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OT Smile, Roy don't smile
Ray Deo wrote:
Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Now that *IS* funny. We're all just so darned self effacing....darn..I'm bragging, aren't I? Sorry. mike |
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(OT) : Mike - Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing : Never
On Jan 14, 6:01*pm, m II wrote:
Ray Deo wrote: Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Now that *IS* funny. - - We're all just so darned self effacing.... - darn..I'm bragging, aren't I? - Sorry. - - mike Mike - I Think that No one Reading your Posts here would say . . . that YOU are Self-Effacing. Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing : Never. Canadian Town has the Tastiest Tap Water in World http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2001/...ter010225.html Simply Natural Canadian Spring Water of Dorion, Ontario, was Awarded the Best Un-Carbonated Bottled Water, beating three dozen competitors. Self-Effacing People are Secretly Confident http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19229822/ Despite Appearances, Most People Think Highly of Themselves humbly and in all modesty - tic ~ RHF |
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(OT) : Mike - Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing :...
y'all are ''crazy''.I am the only sane one in this camp.Decision Before
Dawn movie is on Radio tb now.I check the Ovation channel and the IFC channel once in a while.Sometimes they run some purty good programs on there. cuhulin |
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(OT) : More Amish Farmer Jokes . . .
On Jan 14, 5:10*pm, Ray Deo wrote:
m II wrote innews:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89: Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." Are these just as funny? Snip - - Nope, but this one is: - - An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking - from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink - the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: - "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" - - Ray Deo - Ray Deo - Here is a re-write : An Amish Farmer walking through his Field, notices a Man Drinking from his Pond, with one Hand. The Amish Farmer shouts in plain English : "Brother Don't Drink the Water, the Cows have **** in It. The Man shouts back : "I'm a Canadian, The Amish Farmer replies : "Holly Cow ! - "In that case Brother Wade Right In and I Will Baptize You !" ~ RHF |
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OT Smile, Roy don't smile
Mike
The Jewish one is not funny because the Jew would understand the Amish person's perfect Yiddish, and besides, I am Jewish. However, the Italian and the Polish jokes are absolutely funny. (irony intended) Joe have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Are these just as funny? water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I |