When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. "What's so funny?" I asked. "Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. "Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. He's
now President Teleprompter."

"Yes, even the New York Times is saying he's addicted - can't give a
speech or make the simplest announcement without it," my barmate
continued. There's even a website now: http://www.teleprompterpresident.com

"And this guy has the audacity to make fun of Rush Limbaugh - who just
spoke at that CPAC conference for 90 minutes straight without a single
note. Can you imagine what would happen to Zero if he had to debate
Rush one-on-one? He'd be a joke."

"He already is a joke, and a quite tasteless one," I responded.
"That's why he's being called ‘Jimmy Obama,' after the disastrous bad
joke of the Carter presidency." I ordered a pint of Guinness.

"But he's already blown way past Carter incompetence. So I think we
should start calling him ‘Richard Obama' - after Richard Nixon."

Everyone at the bar gave me a blank stare.

"Ah, how did Nixon's presidency end?" I asked rhetorically. "He
resigned, he quit. Our country literally cannot afford four years of
Zero - our economy and our national security will be ruined, no joke,
no exaggeration. We need this guy outta here ASAP. We need him to
suffer the fate of Richard Nixon."

Everyone promptly ordered another Guinness with which to properly
reflect on this.

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