When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. "What's so funny?" I asked. "Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. "Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. He's
now President Teleprompter."

"Yes, even the New York Times is saying he's addicted - can't give a
speech or make the simplest announcement without it," my barmate
continued. There's even a website now: http://www.teleprompterpresident.com

"And this guy has the audacity to make fun of Rush Limbaugh - who just
spoke at that CPAC conference for 90 minutes straight without a single
note. Can you imagine what would happen to Zero if he had to debate
Rush one-on-one? He'd be a joke."

"He already is a joke, and a quite tasteless one," I responded.
"That's why he's being called ‘Jimmy Obama,' after the disastrous bad
joke of the Carter presidency." I ordered a pint of Guinness.

"But he's already blown way past Carter incompetence. So I think we
should start calling him ‘Richard Obama' - after Richard Nixon."

Everyone at the bar gave me a blank stare.

"Ah, how did Nixon's presidency end?" I asked rhetorically. "He
resigned, he quit. Our country literally cannot afford four years of
Zero - our economy and our national security will be ruined, no joke,
no exaggeration. We need this guy outta here ASAP. We need him to
suffer the fate of Richard Nixon."

Everyone promptly ordered another Guinness with which to properly
reflect on this.

http://www.tothepointnews.com

On Mar 6, 5:37*pm, wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. *"What's so funny?" I asked. *"Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. *"Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. *He's
now President Teleprompter."

"Yes, even the New York Times is saying he's addicted - can't give a
speech or make the simplest announcement without it," my barmate
continued. *There's even a website now:http://www.teleprompterpresident..com

"And this guy has the audacity to make fun of Rush Limbaugh - who just
spoke at that CPAC conference for 90 minutes straight without a single
note. *Can you imagine what would happen to Zero if he had to debate
Rush one-on-one? *He'd be a joke."

"He already is a joke, and a quite tasteless one," I responded.
"That's why he's being called ‘Jimmy Obama,' after the disastrous bad
joke of the Carter presidency." *I ordered a pint of Guinness.

"But he's already blown way past Carter incompetence. *So I think we
should start calling him ‘Richard Obama' - after Richard Nixon."

Everyone at the bar gave me a blank stare.

"Ah, how did Nixon's presidency end?" I asked rhetorically. *"He
resigned, he quit. *Our country literally cannot afford four years of
Zero - our economy and our national security will be ruined, no joke,
no exaggeration. *We need this guy outta here ASAP. *We need him to
suffer the fate of Richard Nixon."

Everyone promptly ordered another Guinness with which to properly
reflect on this.

http://www.tothepointnews.com

You're a lieing ****head, or a plaigarist. Which is it?

On Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:37:48 -0800, saltyfishsauce wrote:

When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. "What's so funny?" I asked. "Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. "Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. He's now
President Teleprompter."

What I found so funny is that GW had a prompter when he could not even
read! He still screwed it up!

btw... all presidents since Nixon had a prompter

On Mar 6, 9:14*pm, who are you? wrote:
On Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:37:48 -0800, saltyfishsauce wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. *"What's so funny?" I asked. *"Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. *"Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. *He's now
President Teleprompter."

What I found so funny is that GW had a prompter when he could not even
read! He still screwed it up! *

btw... all presidents since Nixon had a prompter

Rush Limbaugh doesn't need a teleprompter. Especially not the other
night at CPAC. Rush was absolutely brilliant in style & substance.
Obama is smooth. But even Obama would never dare debate Rush.

President Teleprompter - LOL! He sleeps with it! - LMFAO!

On Mar 6, 6:57*pm, wrote:

- President Teleprompter - LOL!
-*He sleeps with it! - LMFAO!

President Barack Obama Doesn’t Go Anywhere Without His TelePrompter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/200...politico/19663
Barack 'Hussein' Obama's Safety Net : The TelePrompter !

BHO sound like a really smart smooth talker
as long as he stays 'on-script'. ~ RHF

On Mar 6, 4:37*pm, wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. *"What's so funny?" I asked. *"Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. *"Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. *He's
now President Teleprompter."

"Yes, even the New York Times is saying he's addicted - can't give a
speech or make the simplest announcement without it," my barmate
continued. *There's even a website now:http://www.teleprompterpresident..com

"And this guy has the audacity to make fun of Rush Limbaugh - who just
spoke at that CPAC conference for 90 minutes straight without a single
note. *Can you imagine what would happen to Zero if he had to debate
Rush one-on-one? *He'd be a joke."

"He already is a joke, and a quite tasteless one," I responded.
"That's why he's being called ‘Jimmy Obama,' after the disastrous bad
joke of the Carter presidency." *I ordered a pint of Guinness.

"But he's already blown way past Carter incompetence. *So I think we
should start calling him ‘Richard Obama' - after Richard Nixon."

Everyone at the bar gave me a blank stare.

"Ah, how did Nixon's presidency end?" I asked rhetorically. *"He
resigned, he quit. *Our country literally cannot afford four years of
Zero - our economy and our national security will be ruined, no joke,
no exaggeration. *We need this guy outta here ASAP. *We need him to
suffer the fate of Richard Nixon."

Everyone promptly ordered another Guinness with which to properly
reflect on this.

http://www.tothepointnews.com

Hillary Clinton starting to have several Senior Moments
as the US Secretary of State

* Mispronounced her EU counterparts' Names
and claimed U.S. Democracy was older than Europe's.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090306/...ton_gaffes_odd
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...o-1639252.html

* Hillary Clinton Rewrites History in Front of Puzzled Europeans
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,506666,00.html

* Clinton Hits Wrong 'Re-Set' Button With Russia
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalra...n-tries-t.html
http://news.aol.com/political-machin...n-translation/

* The U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's
Careless Remarks on China are a great leap
backward for Human Rights everywhere.
http://experts.foreignpolicy.com/pos..._beijing_gaffe

Some may even start asking what is wrong with
Hillary . . . is this early on-set Alzheimers ?

It now appears that the Obama Regime
is coming apart at the seams. ~ RHF

In article 970e672a-39bd-404b-83d3-c13e35dfa568@
13g2000yql.googlegroups.com, says...
On Mar 6, 9:14*pm, who are you? wrote:
On Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:37:48 -0800, saltyfishsauce wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. *"What's so funny?" I asked. *"Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. *"Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. *He's now
President Teleprompter."

What I found so funny is that GW had a prompter when he could not even
read! He still screwed it up! *

btw... all presidents since Nixon had a prompter

Rush Limbaugh doesn't need a teleprompter. Especially not the other
night at CPAC. Rush was absolutely brilliant in style & substance.
Obama is smooth. But even Obama would never dare debate Rush.


You must have seen a different speech than I did. He was pretty lame,
but not as lame as the ass-kissing audience.

Rush is amusing, in an odd way though.
--
BDK

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kOOk Magnet!
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Shillmaster

wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. "What's so funny?" I asked. "Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. "Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. He's
now President Teleprompter."

Do you really think any of that is going to stick, except among stupid
people? I mean, really? A teleprompter? Come on. EVERYBODY uses
those. Those two plastic transparent screens are teleprompters. Didn't
you know that? And EVERYBODY uses them. EVERYBODY. For ANY important
announcement.

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Alric Knebel

~ RHF wrote:
On Mar 6, 6:57 pm, wrote:

- President Teleprompter - LOL!
- He sleeps with it! - LMFAO!

President Barack Obama Doesn’t Go Anywhere Without His TelePrompter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/200...politico/19663
Barack 'Hussein' Obama's Safety Net : The TelePrompter !

BHO sound like a really smart smooth talker
as long as he stays 'on-script'. ~ RHF
.

I don't know. He didn't have a teleprompter during the debates. He
handled himself pretty well. He also handles news conferences pretty
well, too.

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__________________________________________________ __
Alric Knebel