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m II · June 17th 09, 02:39 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave

wrote:

Never grab two hot wires at the same time while holding pliers in each
hand.You can't let go of them.

Never grab three hot wires with pliers in each hand and the wire
strippers in your mouth while you're taking a quick shower during a
lightning storm. I had to fall away, taking out two bottles of shampoo,
one hair conditioner, a bar of Ivory soap, the shower curtains and four
yellow rubber duckies.

...and you try telling that to the kids these days, well..they just don't
believe you.

I was saved by landing on a recent purchase of bulk toilet paper. The
stuff's a bargain. It has all sorts of petroleum distillate enhanced
scents in it. Those Chinese are sure clever in enhancing their exports.

You just never know WHAT they'll include at no extra cost.

mikey python