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Old October 14th 09, 11:24 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave
nurk_fred2000 nurk_fred2000 is offline
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Default The ONLY way I'd go to the White House

On Oct 14, 1:55*pm, wrote:
All that thar laptop dancin, whuts do ya do when she/he/it poots in your
face?

Hey, ahh wuz lookin ahhround in sum uv my junk.Ahh discovered ahh haz
ahh RULE 4000 12 Volt non automatic Bilge Pump.Ahh reckon ahh borts it
ats ahh Goodwill store many moons ahhgo furr ahh doller er two.I hooked
it up to the battery I use in my new old 1983 Dodge RV van I bought ahh
year ago.That pump has quite a kick to it when I turned it on! I needs
to git ahold uv bouts twinty foots of hose anna sum screen wire tuh wrop
ahhround the watery intake thingy onna teh bottom uv teh pump too keeps
out leaves and also twigs anna mud anna crap frum cloggin it ups.That
pump orts tah be jist teh ticket wen them thar heavy rains oberpower teh
little concrete drainage ditch near mah back door.Ahh kin rig up ahh
automatic float switch frum ahh piece uv steel rod anna ahh piece uv
wood block anna wuteber kind uv switch I haz floatin ahhround hyr.tHat
same model RULE pump sells furr bouts one hunnert anna atey wun dollers
nowadeyz.www.cgedwards.com/Rule/rule01.html
cuhulin


***Hey dipstick...I'd pay good money to smell Michelle Obama's farts
in that Rose Garden beer fest...I'd be all over her like white on
rice...similar to Baka helping the young girls learn how to climb
trees...he lended a helping hand to get them up the tree, then lended
a helping hand to get them down the tree...I'd bet a case of "home
brewed swill" that the perv had them dress up in shorts and low cut
halters...total menace to society and should be stopped...cuhulin,
enjoy that possum and blackeyed pea din din...or are you cookin up
doggie...*sh%t eatin toothless grin*