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Why waste the money? Just show up in a bathrobe? Hey, if we are
going to spend that kind of money, why not skip the machine, we get
inspected totally naked, by a TSA employee who is also totally naked
and must have at least two years experience as a stripper? I mean,
why not have fun with it? If you are going to have to wait four hours
to check in, what on Earth are you going to do?

Why all the talk of gloom and doom? You should make me the CEO of
American Airlines, I'll make billions!

I think Mark Stein has rubbed his ideological sense of humor on my
way of thinking now? You see what you've done Rush, now I'm having
fun again? Thanks Mark!

Happy New Year!