I HAVE A GOAT

I AM SETTING THE SWR ON IT

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE GOAT'S SWR SHOULD BE

I AM USING MY PENIS TO DO THIS

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THE REAL FRED

P.S.: DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING WITH LUBE

P.P.S.: IT'S REALLY NOT CLEAR FROM READING THE ARRL HANDBOOK

P.P.P.S.: THE HANDBOOK DOESN'T REALLY COVER MY SITUATION

P.P.P.P.S.: THEN AGAIN VERY LITTLE USUALLY DOES (EXCEPT GOAT****ING)