On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:59:10 -0700, Jim Kelley
wrote:

people take this to mean that we are entering a reversal.

Maybe Al Gore should look into this. Cheryl Crow could do a college tour.

Polar reversals are now the patent of the Republican party when the
White House tells us the private finance market can't do the job as
well as the government. [If all those companies are slipping into the
big sleep, then the Grand Old Party must have welded the greater fool
model into their platform for this dumpster diving orgy.]

The new compassionate conservative model of unemployment compensation:

1. Have you been indicted this week, such that it keeps you from
seeking work? Skip to #4 if so, but only if you are white,
married, Christian and live in the Hampsteads or can show
mortgages for 5 residences located in no fewer than two states and
one foreign capitol.

2. Have you sought a CEO position this week?

3. List three Board Directors you have contacted this week.

4. If you have satisfactorily answered these questions, pick up
$10million from the public trough and check with us next week.

Remember, unemployment compensation is NOT an entitlement, it is your
special right for having achieved such success in your field of
endeavor. Without your highly productive skills America would be
weaker in the eyes of the world. We know that $10million is a pale
compensation compared to the value you have provided to democracy, but
in these times many have to set aside personal needs for the sake of
keeping the titans of the financial market like PayDayLoans solvent.
Your patience and magnanimity means a lot for the millions of
under-employed that rely on this company.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC