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Art Unwin August 31st 10 06:32 PM

If you are a believer..
 
After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.

John Smith August 31st 10 08:54 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:
After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.


Uh, Art, it is called a waterspout and/or tornado. It sucks 'em up at
one point and drops 'em at another, can't blame the aliens this time!

Regards,
JS


John Smith August 31st 10 09:06 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:

...


Paging my Mr. Art Artstein, Mr. Art Artstein, paging Mr. Art Artstein
.... chuckle

Regards,
JS


Art Unwin August 31st 10 09:54 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On Aug 31, 3:06*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:

* ...

Paging my Mr. Art Artstein, Mr. Art Artstein, paging Mr. Art Artstein
... chuckle

Regards,
JS


No John I am not jewish! But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.
I am not making this up as it was written well before I came along but
there is some similarity even tho I cannot explain it. One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways. These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?

Art Unwin August 31st 10 09:56 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On Aug 31, 2:54*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:

After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.


Uh, Art, it is called a waterspout and/or tornado. *It sucks 'em up at
one point and drops 'em at another, can't blame the aliens this time!

Regards,
JS


No you can't blame aliens but you can blame those two vectors that
demonstrated their strength. grin

John Smith August 31st 10 10:26 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On 8/31/2010 1:54 PM, Art Unwin wrote:

...
No John I am not jewish! But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.
I am not making this up as it was written well before I came along but
there is some similarity even tho I cannot explain it. One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways. These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


OK. Since the real Art Artstein has been missing for quite sometime, and
has been replaced with a cleaver alien clone ... it leaves me no choice
other than to involve the authorities in this.

Will the real Art Artstein please stand up? Else, you give me no
recourse! straight faced

Regards,
JS
(thinks to himself: "The real Art Artstein is mooselum, isn't he?)

Cecil Moore August 31st 10 11:30 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On Aug 31, 3:54*pm, Art Unwin wrote:
But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.


Art, google "Reed Sea" and see what difference one mistranslated
letter can make.
--
73, Cecil, w5dxp.com

Bill[_4_] September 2nd 10 05:39 AM

If you are a believer..
 
On Aug 31, 6:30*pm, Cecil Moore wrote:
On Aug 31, 3:54*pm, Art Unwin wrote:

But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.


Art, google "Reed Sea" and see what difference one mistranslated
letter can make.
--
73, Cecil, w5dxp.com


He should google Mary Magdalene while he's at it.

John Smith September 2nd 10 06:23 AM

If you are a believer..
 
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:
After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.


What is it? Am I the only one here to realize that Art Artstein is
really John Hutchison in disguise? That his tesla coils bend reality
and turn steel to rubber? I was just joking around about him being a
mooselum ... or that he is zealot in the following of moo-ham-ad ...

Regards,
JS


Jeff Liebermann[_2_] September 2nd 10 06:34 PM

If you are a believer..
 
On Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:54:01 -0700 (PDT), Art Unwin
wrote:

No John I am not jewish!


Thank God. For a moment, I was worried.

One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways.


Sorta. The old testament says (somewhere) that about 600,000 left
Egypt. No clue how many followed Moses into the desert as most just
wanted to leave the scene of the disaster (10 plagues). 40 years
later, about 25,000 entered the promised land with Joshua. Most of
the 40 years was probably spend building and training an army, so
there must have been a major reduction in followers in the desert. The
actual numbers are highly debatable.

As for "bad ways", that's also debatable. For example, what's the
difference between a bribe and a commission? The only difference is
when it's paid. A bribe in advance, a commission after. In most
middle east cultures, bribes are necessary to secure ones profit.
Anyone taking a commission is usually deemed a fool. Yet, western
culture defines taking a bribe as evil, and a commission as desirable.
So, who's acting badly, and from who's perspective?

These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


Same as what we do today.... bribe the judge and pay off his cronies.

--
Jeff Liebermann
150 Felker St #D
http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558


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