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After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.
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On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:
After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.


Uh, Art, it is called a waterspout and/or tornado. It sucks 'em up at
one point and drops 'em at another, can't blame the aliens this time!

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On Aug 31, 2:54*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:

After Jesus "died" he appeared three days later where he spoke to Mary
Madelyn.
He had to caution Mary not to touch him as he had not yet prepared
himself to levitate into the heavens. This was akin to changing
himself into water such as with a frog that scientists have shown to
be levitated and life has shown the appearance of fish and frogs in
roads miles away from ponds after a storm. Something to ponder over.


Uh, Art, it is called a waterspout and/or tornado. *It sucks 'em up at
one point and drops 'em at another, can't blame the aliens this time!

Regards,
JS


No you can't blame aliens but you can blame those two vectors that
demonstrated their strength. grin
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On 8/31/2010 10:32 AM, Art Unwin wrote:

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Paging my Mr. Art Artstein, Mr. Art Artstein, paging Mr. Art Artstein
.... chuckle

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On Aug 31, 3:06*pm, John Smith wrote:
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* ...

Paging my Mr. Art Artstein, Mr. Art Artstein, paging Mr. Art Artstein
... chuckle

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No John I am not jewish! But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.
I am not making this up as it was written well before I came along but
there is some similarity even tho I cannot explain it. One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways. These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


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On 8/31/2010 1:54 PM, Art Unwin wrote:

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No John I am not jewish! But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.
I am not making this up as it was written well before I came along but
there is some similarity even tho I cannot explain it. One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways. These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


OK. Since the real Art Artstein has been missing for quite sometime, and
has been replaced with a cleaver alien clone ... it leaves me no choice
other than to involve the authorities in this.

Will the real Art Artstein please stand up? Else, you give me no
recourse! straight faced

Regards,
JS
(thinks to himself: "The real Art Artstein is mooselum, isn't he?)
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On Aug 31, 3:54*pm, Art Unwin wrote:
But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.


Art, google "Reed Sea" and see what difference one mistranslated
letter can make.
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On Aug 31, 6:30*pm, Cecil Moore wrote:
On Aug 31, 3:54*pm, Art Unwin wrote:

But there are other instances as per the
parting or updraft of the Red sea which later came back down to reseal
the path.


Art, google "Reed Sea" and see what difference one mistranslated
letter can make.
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He should google Mary Magdalene while he's at it.
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On Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:54:01 -0700 (PDT), Art Unwin
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No John I am not jewish!


Thank God. For a moment, I was worried.

One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways.


Sorta. The old testament says (somewhere) that about 600,000 left
Egypt. No clue how many followed Moses into the desert as most just
wanted to leave the scene of the disaster (10 plagues). 40 years
later, about 25,000 entered the promised land with Joshua. Most of
the 40 years was probably spend building and training an army, so
there must have been a major reduction in followers in the desert. The
actual numbers are highly debatable.

As for "bad ways", that's also debatable. For example, what's the
difference between a bribe and a commission? The only difference is
when it's paid. A bribe in advance, a commission after. In most
middle east cultures, bribes are necessary to secure ones profit.
Anyone taking a commission is usually deemed a fool. Yet, western
culture defines taking a bribe as evil, and a commission as desirable.
So, who's acting badly, and from who's perspective?

These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


Same as what we do today.... bribe the judge and pay off his cronies.

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On Sep 2, 12:34*pm, Jeff Liebermann wrote:
On Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:54:01 -0700 (PDT), Art Unwin

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No John I am not jewish!


Thank God. *For a moment, I was worried.

One thing that
was also written at the time that only a few jewish people continued
on the journey while the majority
stayed enjoying their former bad ways.


Sorta. *The old testament says (somewhere) that about 600,000 left
Egypt. *No clue how many followed Moses into the desert as most just
wanted to leave the scene of the disaster (10 plagues). *40 years
later, about 25,000 entered the promised land with Joshua. *Most of
the 40 years was probably spend building and training an army, so
there must have been a major reduction in followers in the desert. The
actual numbers are highly debatable.

As for "bad ways", that's also debatable. *For example, what's the
difference between a bribe and a commission? *The only difference is
when it's paid. *A bribe in advance, a commission after. *In most
middle east cultures, bribes are necessary to secure ones profit.
Anyone taking a commission is usually deemed a fool. *Yet, western
culture defines taking a bribe as evil, and a commission as desirable.
So, who's acting badly, and from who's perspective?

These were not receipients of
the "promise" so what is going to happen to them when they lose out on
judgement day?


Same as what we do today.... bribe the judge and pay off his cronies.

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Jeff Liebermann * *
150 Felker St #D * *http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann * * AE6KS * *831-336-2558


Hmmm
Then it would appear that the promised land was only given to less
than 10% of those that left in the first place! Maybe Gaza will be
large enough for those that followed thru. Grin. I would imagine that
decimation could avoid that strip of coastal area.
Maybe agreement will come after all, but not this or the next time
around as Israel has not stopped gaining ground.


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