Any similarity there?


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word
on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after
all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.