Reg wrote:
"Now, now gentlemen, there is no need to re-start the Civil War."

In Texas we call it the War Between the States!

The following is from my daughter Linda Edwards (not related to Reg) who
lives in London:
The scene is on a mexican golf course and the "Federales" are
investigating an apparent homicide. Investigator asks: "What was the
murder weapon?" Reply is: "A golf gun." Investigator asks "What`s a golf
gun?" Reply is:
"Don`t know but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

best regards, Richard Harrison, KB5WZI