On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:58:16 +0100, "Reg Edwards"
wrote:

If you don't know you are placing your faith in a mirage.

Now there's a commendation for your own work. No wonder we don't see
any correspondence from you with actual values for the coils offered.

Lords Plushbottom and Kelvinator might let you serve in the black
gang, moving coal on one of those transatlantic cable layers - but
they certainly wouldn't expect a practical answer to:

"How many shovels full today Reggie?"

"If your lordships will forgive me, but you can find out by
downloading my unzipped SHUVFULL.EXE and entering many fascinating
variables."

"I say, Plushbottom old son, we must ask the Boatswain to check
the coal bunkers for hidden bottles of Sack."

Who would've guessed that the comedic possibilities still lingered
after 600 postings. ;-)