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John S. wrote:
Brian Denley wrote: David G. Nagel wrote: John S. wrote: Or looking for a left-handed crescent wrench and fetching a bucket of prop wash. The problem with this joke is that the wrench exhists. Handedness in a wrench is determined by which thumb closes the jaws. Right thumb right hand wrench, left thumb left handed wrench. I have a left handed crescent type wrench. Where was it made? POLAND of course. Wrench available for inspection. Dave WD9BDZ At 23, I took a job as a young engineer at a place that had previously been a gyroscope manufacturer. As the new guy, they asked my to deliver a briefcase to the boss' office and (you guessed it) there was a spinning gryo in the briefcase. I got a big surprise when I tried to turn a corner in the corrider and the briefcase kept going straight ahead! A great 'new guy' trick. -- Or send the new guy in engineering to supply for a pressurized container of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Careful that stuff is extremely deadly if inhaled. Or send the new finance guy to get the difference finder. |
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