Mark sees you as Steve and ........
he fessed up Dave
.....Wiseman sees me as Stagger Lee.
and many other people a stagger Lee I think he may even have accused me
of being stagger lee once

'
Groan! Don't flatter yourself, Mark. Stagger Lee speaks and writes extremely
well. There is no way even a fool such as Wiseman would EVER think you were
Stagger Lee. You "think he may even have", but you can't quote when, if
ever, this happened. This is mere wishful thinking on your part.

Speak, Mark. Speak.
Roll over.
Good Boy!

Arf! Arf! wrote:
Groan! Don't flatter yourself, Mark. Stagger Lee speaks and writes extremely
well.

BWHAHAHAHA Oh? The source of unreliable information cuts and pastes
from others and adds a few of his own comments so it appears that the
whole article came from him.

Saggytits Lee steps on his own tiny dick when he tried to correct
somebody else's English use first by saying one "operates" a dictionary

instead of reading it, then uses "things" instead of "thinks" in
:
"Translation: Woger can't figure out how to operate a dictionary, let
alone correct someone else's language.But that's not surprising from
someone
who things that..."


Saggytits Lee manages to fumble again when he tried to backpedal on his

improper use of words by once again mangling the sentence in reply
:
"The word "operate" can be a synonym "use" in certain contexts"

****up Stagger Lee proves he's as ignorant of

music as he is in everything else when he utters the following
stupidity in :
"Eric Clapton even wrote a song about Leila!"

Staggering Drunk Lee, the "Pulitzer prize award-winning writer"
slobbered the following Ebonics in :
"I hope yourself takes the advice you are giving to yourself."

Of, course, Arf! Oaf! can't write any better either:

"Arf! Arf!" the ill-educated spelling champ
****s up again
in :
"Jealoius?"


"Arf! Arf!" the spelling bee
champ whined
about his womanless status in :
"Sisnce it is Satruday night, it is tiome to ghet a piuzza and
make some anoinymous poists about Stagger Lee."


Arf!Arf! blissfully unaware of a British variation glady
proclaims his ignorance in :
""Fantasises" That is "fantasizes", Wussman."


Perennial "Loser" Arf!Arf! spell lames but falls on his fatass
in :
"What a losser."


The empty "cavity" that is Arf!Arf!'s skull ****s up again
in :
"either of Roger's moist cavaties."


"Arf! Arf!" Doggie vomited the
following Ebonics in message
...
"Here we go, Rog. I be posting at three a.m."


Arf Arf shows his excitement when he gets his fatass handed to
him and posts in Ebonics,
the poor ill-educated thing never got his G.E.D. as shown
in :
"Curtian Boy"


Monkey boy "Arf! Arf!"

gibbered incoherently when the prospect of fellating a dog is
presented to him
in :
"Whoo hoo hoo hoo!!!"


"Arf! Arf!" the spelling bee champ
pondered the question of
(corn) pone and why phone sound so similar in Message-ID:

"Grab a pone book and pick out a name, any name?"


NeoNAZI RACIST ****tard "Arf! Arf!"
shows his anti-Semetism,
and ignorance about family names and their origins in
:
"Wiseman. That's Jewish, isn't it?"


Eternal ****UP "Arf! Arf!" steps on
his dick again in his "posts" sic
(of "posit") in :
"The trouble is, LRod, that your findings will do little, if
anything, to dissuade or stop
the posts which the two rascals posit as "fact".


Chronic alcoholic and child RAPER "Arf! Arf!"
gets egg on
his "gruesome" face as he blathers more stupidity in
:
"...you're going to have yet more egg all over your guresome
little face"

Arf Arf the donkeydicksucker proved he is the textbook definition of
"DUMBASS" when he blathered the following, suggesting that Wiseman is
the only ham ever to be retested ever in :
"Hey Wiseman. How many Hams can you name right now who have been forced
to
retest? Besides yourself, that is."

Arf Arf shows his excitement when he lets his daughters give him head
while he posts in his Ebonics :
"Curtian Boy"

Andy the Perv Timberlake wrote:
Arf! Arf! wrote:
Groan! Don't flatter yourself, Mark. Stagger Lee speaks and writes extremely
well.

BWHAHAHAHA Oh? The source of unreliable information cuts and pastes
from others and adds a few of his own comments so it appears that the
whole article came from him.

Saggytits Lee steps on his own tiny dick when he tried to correct
somebody else's English use first by saying one "operates" a dictionary

instead of reading it, then uses "things" instead of "thinks" in
:
"Translation: Woger can't figure out how to operate a dictionary, let
alone correct someone else's language.But that's not surprising from
someone
who things that..."


Saggytits Lee manages to fumble again when he tried to backpedal on his

improper use of words by once again mangling the sentence in reply
:
"The word "operate" can be a synonym "use" in certain contexts"

****up Stagger Lee proves he's as ignorant of

music as he is in everything else when he utters the following
stupidity in :
"Eric Clapton even wrote a song about Leila!"

Staggering Drunk Lee, the "Pulitzer prize award-winning writer"
slobbered the following Ebonics in :
"I hope yourself takes the advice you are giving to yourself."

Of, course, Arf! Oaf! can't write any better either:

"Arf! Arf!" the ill-educated spelling champ
****s up again
in :
"Jealoius?"


"Arf! Arf!" the spelling bee
champ whined
about his womanless status in :
"Sisnce it is Satruday night, it is tiome to ghet a piuzza and
make some anoinymous poists about Stagger Lee."


Arf!Arf! blissfully unaware of a British variation glady
proclaims his ignorance in :
""Fantasises" That is "fantasizes", Wussman."


Perennial "Loser" Arf!Arf! spell lames but falls on his fatass
in :
"What a losser."


The empty "cavity" that is Arf!Arf!'s skull ****s up again
in :
"either of Roger's moist cavaties."


"Arf! Arf!" Doggie vomited the
following Ebonics in message
...
"Here we go, Rog. I be posting at three a.m."


Arf Arf shows his excitement when he gets his fatass handed to
him and posts in Ebonics,
the poor ill-educated thing never got his G.E.D. as shown
in :
"Curtian Boy"


Monkey boy "Arf! Arf!"

gibbered incoherently when the prospect of fellating a dog is
presented to him
in :
"Whoo hoo hoo hoo!!!"


"Arf! Arf!" the spelling bee champ
pondered the question of
(corn) pone and why phone sound so similar in Message-ID:

"Grab a pone book and pick out a name, any name?"


NeoNAZI RACIST ****tard "Arf! Arf!"
shows his anti-Semetism,
and ignorance about family names and their origins in
:
"Wiseman. That's Jewish, isn't it?"


Eternal ****UP "Arf! Arf!" steps on
his dick again in his "posts" sic
(of "posit") in :
"The trouble is, LRod, that your findings will do little, if
anything, to dissuade or stop
the posts which the two rascals posit as "fact".


Chronic alcoholic and child RAPER "Arf! Arf!"
gets egg on
his "gruesome" face as he blathers more stupidity in
:
"...you're going to have yet more egg all over your guresome
little face"

Arf Arf the donkeydicksucker proved he is the textbook definition of
"DUMBASS" when he blathered the following, suggesting that Wiseman is
the only ham ever to be retested ever in :
"Hey Wiseman. How many Hams can you name right now who have been forced
to
retest? Besides yourself, that is."

Arf Arf shows his excitement when he lets his daughters give him head
while he posts in his Ebonics :
"Curtian Boy"

"The Demon Prince of Absurdity" wrote in
message news On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:36:07 -0700, Wabbit, aka kb9rqz69, did the cha-cha,
and screamed:
Andy the Perv Timberlake wrote:
Arf! Arf! wrote:
Groan! Don't flatter yourself, Mark. Stagger Lee speaks and writes
extremely well.

Saggytits Lee steps on his own tiny dick when he tried to correct
somebody else's English use first by saying one "operates" a dictionary
..googlegroups.com


Hear Ye!
Now comes Woger Wabbit, chastising and cajoling others for their spelling
gaffes. To quote "Wabbit", "Oh, the irony."
Below are actual misspellings garnered from Woger Wabbit's comments over the
last two years. None are embellished upon save for the author's comments.
Obviously, Wabbit doesn't know how to operate a dictionary.
(Step on in "operating" a dictionary, Wabbit...open the darned thing!)


"sweallow" West Virginia phonics.

"srarrions". Your guess is as good as mine on this one.

"aboiut". Well, it's about "tiome".

"equivilent" Equi.what?

"Jealoius". Jelly? What?

"Sodmy". "C'mon over and you can sodmy yard". Dave Heil.

"Somebosy". Tech school talk?

"proive" The proife is in the pudding?

"moutgh" Rog has a moutgh full.

"spens". Do you spend it or spin it?

"Certailny: Woger is certailny stupid.

"Iliterate" What's an L here and there?

"entiorely" West Virginia phonics again.

"apoloigize" Only in Woger's warped mind.

"wiuth" Wiuth what??

"exaggerarte" Good one.

"eteranl" As in forever?

"ionly" Ions? Lonely? Who knows?

"expossed" Still no spell check.

"workibg" As in working?

"assulted" Darned typos!

"Georgaphy." Georgia on his mind?

"remibndded" It is hard to talk with your mouth full.

"corrpuption" Is that a dog?

"molsetred" Only 2Test knows.

"Whinyng". What?

"Plagairizing". Geesh

"emnpty" The inside of Roger's head.

"rloer" Not sure what Roger means here.

"lilusp" Woger meant to thay lithp.

"poat" Post?

"publich" Public?

"ashamerd" Les ain't ashamerd of Roger.

"agasin". Play it agasin, Sam.

"woamn"

"doens't" Dagnabbit, Timmy.

"hyurt"

"chcien****" You figure this one out.

"imginary" Hey, Rog. Another typo?

"asck" Sack or ask?

"Ultimte" Hooked on Phonics?

"greade" First or Second?

"attentiopn" Hooked on phonics, are we?

"copuple" Damn. Lloyd moved my keys around again.

"licvense" What Riley makes you retest for.

"havfe" Half? Halve? Have? Who knows.

"Baout" Bout? About?

"unsubstantiateed" It gets better.

"pompousity" Oops! Darn that keyboard, anyway!

"suergery" That is Devry for ya.

"aditting" Darn those typos!

"abckpedals" His greasy hair got in his eyes again

"shreeched" Wasn't he the guy in a sit com? Screech?

"stuid" Pot calling the kettle black?

"heared" That's West Virginia for heard.

"assuslted" Rog just makes em' up as he goes along.

"experieince" Oh, DUH!

"abouve" Is this a French word?

"Cosast" Some place by a body of water?

"mebership", Just a typo, right?

"retqards" Regards or Retards? Who can tell?

"coordinbator" Huh?

"Realy" Really?

"Nitoiced" Keyboard error or stupidity?

Becasue

Licence

Convienince

Myabe

"occurance" Say what?

"srtuggling"

"definatrely"

"delapidated" What a dufus.

"picutre"

"permenatly" Ebonics again?

"Arest" You need a rest, Wogie.

"Sentenceing" No comment.

"Narcotices" What?

"Undre" Is this a city in Germany?

"Surgeoun" And this would be?

"Commuications" Who is laughing at who?

"Ovre" Ovre and out!

"Wondreful" It's a "wondreful" day in the neighborhood?

"Derivitave" Still no spell-checker, eh?

"You lose, **** for brians." Woger showing who real loser is.

"Deisowned" Deis what?

"Deeppest" Roger strikes again.

"Dodgeing". Is he talking about a car?

"Staedy" Steady?

"Linme" Transmission line?

"Getr" Nobody knows.

"Experieince" Wogie is good, ain't he?

"Appropiate" What kind of opiate?

"Laywer" Lay what?

"Visitpors" You never have any, ergo you don't know how to spell it.

"It's "complaintant," you sniveling weasel." (Roger Wiseman on spelling
complainant.)

"Irreevant" Good going, Wogie.

"Forwared" Forward HO!

"Glady" Glad Bags?

"Neighborhod" It's a wonderful day in Wogie's neighborhood.

"Mena" Mean? What you mean, Wogie?

"Notr" Not?

"Sassifyed" ALA Rolling Stones.No Sassifaction..

"Fantasises" That is "fantasizes", Wussman.

"Illarate" West BY GOD Virginny!

"Reveresed" Must be one of those off-brand keyboards.

"Soem".as in Some? What a loser.

"VIRIN".What Wogie was before he met the Lavender Lads.

"Minisule".he mussa meant miniscule. Like his IQ.

"Champoin".Whassup, Wiseman? No dictionaries in the mental ward?

"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying?

"Acident" Roger's mom got preggers by accident.

"Alreaedy" Alright, already!

"Amouints" Roger amounts to nothing.

"Aposterphe" This guy is a hoot, ain't he?

"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?

"Coiward" As in peeking from behind his mommy's curtains.
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger.

"Ghet" Get a load of Curtain Boy!
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin.
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!
"Sisnce" He meant Since, but his pudgy little fingers slipped off the keys.
"gnetically" What?
"provce" (prove?)
"Piuzza" (West Virginia Pizza)
"Schol" (school?)
"strill" (still?)
"shoitgun" 12 ga or 20 ga?
"Snoip" (How they spell "snip" in Glen Dale)
"Maturbater". Wiseman does it all the time, he just can't spell it.(leaves a
sticky residue on his right hand)
"Coskscuking". It's a Roger thing, as in Lavender Lads.
"Waddleing". Only in Glen Dale, eh?
"Spaeaking". Curtain Boy did this after his second retest.

" Stgop" Roger's version of Stop.

"Fahter's" He meant Father's Day.

"fserting"..would that be festering?

"poists". Roger meant "posts".

"snadwich" As in peanut butter and jelly?

"regualr" Glen Dale rendition of "regular".

"aftrer" After? Aftrer what?

"soory". Sorry Roger ****s up again.

"didnb't" He didn't?

"whoile". He ate the whoile thing?

"Woamn" He's hooked on West Virginia phonics, all right.

"prrof" And he kin prove it, too.

"beforfe" Was that before he lurned to spell?

"yoiuy" Roger's version of "y'all".

"illerate" Only illiterate Roger can spell like this.

"haeart" Aw, how heartless of me to laugh!

"valule" Roger has no values. No wonder he can't spell it.

"proch" Doesn't everyone have one on their house?

"inmstitution" Where Roger's mom put him in June 1999.

"timne" It's Howdy Doody time?

"whgo" What? Who dat?

"gnetically" Only Roger knows what this one means.

"crfy" Like, cry, Roger, cry.

"stutrtering" Some stutter, Wiseman stutrters.

"Whjere" Where is Curtain Boy?

"Webiste" That's Website to the rest of us.

"Youire" Your? You're? Who knows.

"fiored" As in fired?

"Parety" Roger gave a party once. Nobody came.

"Bouynce" Bounce?

"Varification" Verifiable mental case.

"Probelms" Poor Rogie.has many problems of the mental sort.

"Partricipate" Oh, DUH!!!!

"Cryed" Gee, Wogie..cry me a river.you dolt!

"Stoick" What a dork. His old 386 has no spell check program.

"Partiall" More WV Phonics, I see.

"Obsucred" Either obscured or Rogie has "sucre" on his mind.

"Infinate" Stupid. Think finite, Rogie.

"Sustinance" As in Sustenance?

"Juvinile". This is the way Roger likes his boys.

"Piut" Put it where, Rogie?

"Toyus". "Toyus R Us?

"Diminuative". Roger's height.

"Definitely" Definitely

"Percriptions" Say what?

"Credibiliy" More Glen Dale intellect.

"Thsoe" Yet another Glen Dale gaffe.

On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:35:37 -0700, Woger "Wabbit" Wiseman, aka Billy
cumgobbler Smith, did the cha-cha, and screamed:
Arf! Arf! wrote:
nothing of importance, yet he wrote:

"Arf! Arf!" the ill-educated spelling champ
****s up again
in :
"Jealoius?"

Oh, you are so Woger.

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child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
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working, in MID: om

The Demon Princess of Obtusity wrote:
On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:35:37 -0700, Billy
cumgobbler Smith, did the cha-cha, and screamed:
Arf! Arf! wrote:
nothing of importance, yet he wrote:

"Arf! Arf!" the ill-educated spelling champ
****s up again
in :
"Jealoius?"

Oh, you are so Woger.

Oh, you are so ****headed. You see Roger everywhere! OWNED!

wrote:
stfu woger I am the the self proclaimed child molestor

BWHAHAHAHA!