scooter wrote:

First they steal your id, then they come after your ego, then finally, your
super-ego. But the joke's on them , because all they get is a bunch of
conflicts, and you are left with total enlightenment.

I got off easy. When they stole my Id, it went apeship and pounded
their ****ing asses into mulch. The rest went buggo on its own.

--

HellPope Huey
Suddenly... ah, big deal

The whole purpose of places like Starbucks
is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever
to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.
Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat,
non-fat, etc.
So people who don't know what the hell they're doing
or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95,
get not just a cup of coffee
but an absolutely defining sense of self.
~ Tom Hanks, "You've Got Mail"

"Giant frogs, giant frogs, what can I say?
Back to you."
~ Lewis Black

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/Symphesis2.mp3