ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

55 ST CLAIR AV W
TORONTO ONT

bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:
ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

55 ST CLAIR AV W
TORONTO ONT


Who ****ing gives a ****?

On 10/15/10 11:09 PM, bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:
ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

55 ST CLAIR AV W
TORONTO ONT


I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

- J.

On Oct 16, 12:26*pm, John Harbl wrote:
On 10/15/10 11:09 PM, bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:

ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

* *55 ST CLAIR AV W
* *TORONTO ONT

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! *It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". *When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

- J.

YOU CANNOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN CANADA IT IS AGAINST SECTION 32 OF THE
RADIOCOMMUNICATIONS ACT.

On 10/16/10 10:16 PM, CANADIAN CB RAMBO wrote:

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

- J.

YOU CANNOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN CANADA IT IS AGAINST SECTION 32 OF THE
RADIOCOMMUNICATIONS ACT.

Oh, OK. Now it all makes sense.

So what happens if I stay, say, six feet on the American side of the
border and broadcast dirty, filthy, horrible words into Canada with my CB?

It'd be pretty awesome if I could get a mountie to come right up to the
border and glower at me while I do it. I might even do it several times
so as to have mounties on demand, which may in fact be better than what
the cable company offers in my area.

Do mounties get offended if you call them ****-slurping equine copulators?

- J.

John Harbl wrote:
On 10/16/10 10:16 PM, CANADIAN CB RAMBO wrote:

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

- J.

YOU CANNOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN CANADA IT IS AGAINST SECTION 32 OF THE
RADIOCOMMUNICATIONS ACT.

Oh, OK. Now it all makes sense.

So what happens if I stay, say, six feet on the American side of the
border and broadcast dirty, filthy, horrible words into Canada with my CB?

It'd be pretty awesome if I could get a mountie to come right up to the
border and glower at me while I do it. I might even do it several times
so as to have mounties on demand, which may in fact be better than what
the cable company offers in my area.

Do mounties get offended if you call them ****-slurping equine copulators?

- J.


Don't let Jeff Grant threaten you in email with turning you in to the Canadian
authorities. Come drive down to Baltimore and get me, you stupid asshole!

Me thinks you need a new hobby, like police scanners. I've got a PRO-96, a PRO-106,
a PRO-84 and a BC-245 all lined up on the windowsill for Halloween night.
The 245's days are numbered by the wait for our county to go P-25...

On 10/17/10 8:23 AM, Scott in Baltimore wrote:

Don't let Jeff Grant threaten you in email with turning you in to the
Canadian
authorities.

I dunno, man. He was typing in all-caps, and all-caps is how you know
the dude means business. He is the CANADIAN CB RAMBO, after all.

Seriously, his impotent rage knows no bounds. Stop or he'll rant again!

- J.

On Oct 16, 12:26*pm, John Harbl wrote:
On 10/15/10 11:09 PM, bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:

ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

* *55 ST CLAIR AV W
* *TORONTO ONT

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! *It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". *When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. DON'T EVER THREATEN A CB'ER EVER AGAIN.

On 10/21/10 5:00 PM, bigbird wrote:
On Oct 16, 12:26 pm, John wrote:
On 10/15/10 11:09 PM, bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:

ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

55 ST CLAIR AV W
TORONTO ONT

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. DON'T EVER THREATEN A CB'ER EVER AGAIN.

I didn't threaten you. I simply told you what I was going to do, and it
*will* happen.

Feel free to eat a nice big bag of **** if this is problem for you.

On 10/15/10 11:09 PM, bigbird cb radio monitoring 40 channels am wrote:
ATTENTION LOCAL CBERS (CANADA) CB RADIO RULES

1 IF I HEAR ANY LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATOR USE OBSCENE OR PROFANE
LANGUAGE I WILL SUSPEND ALL LOCAL CB RADIO OPERATORS FOR ON THE AIR
ARGUMENTS ON THE CB RADIO FOR THE WEEKEND FOR GOOD. I'VE HAD IT WITH
RUDE CB'ERS FROM CANADA AND I AM GONNA SEND A LETTER OR EMAIL

55 ST CLAIR AV W
TORONTO ONT


HA-HA! I found a great big fat loophole in your reasoning, AND I'M
GOING TO EXPLOIT IT FOR MY OWN NEFARIOUS ENDS. So there!

See, you said you were monitoring 40 channels *AM* - not FM, SSB, CW, or
any other mode of communication! No tapbacks, you are *stuck* to AM for
all eternity, my amusingly-delusional amigo! If you have lied to us and
will monitor other modes, I am afraid that we will have to permanently
take away that melon with the hole in it that you keep around for sexual
intercourse purposes.

Summary: I'M GONNA GET ALL SWEARY-SIDEBAND ON YOUR ASS AND THERE WON'T
BE A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

As a scofflaw, your opinion means nothing to me.

- J.