Look you dorks:

1. We don't care if you call us liars about the twithed situation. You
care about that, not us. We don't have to be honest with you. It shows
how much you are under our control that you whine about it in your
feminine, mewling posts. We chuckle at your attempts to defame us.
Whoopie-doo, a group of federal criminals call US dishonest. It is so
obvious that you are too dumb to see the truth. You moan like this:
"Waaaaaahhhh Daddy you PWOMISED us if sissy twithed left you would
stop spanking us and give us ice cream! You PWOMISED, Daddy!!"

2. Other evidence of our complete control of you keykweenz is the fact
that your amplifier auctions have taken a fast 10-7 from the NG. AKC
owns this NG and what you dummies don't get is that you do exactly
what we tell you to do.

3. These facts and others that will become increasingly as
unquestionably true, will soon be so evident that a retard could see
them at once, so it follows that after the retards see them you guys
will figure it out in a week or so.

There's a new law in this town, you hayseeds.