1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

7. Are you overweight ?________

8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________



How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you



then post it on a relevant ng...

Lancer wrote:
On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 17:40:40 GMT, jim wrote:



SouthDakotaRadio wrote:

1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you



then post it on a relevant ng...


He's a troll thats known for his lack of intelligence and common
sense.

disagree to a point. they are good questions pointed at the wrong group.

SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________
Occasionally, but not often.

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

Nope.
3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

Not at all.
4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

Nope.
5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

Yes, to pass traffic.
6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

No.
7. Are you overweight ?________

Slightly, but most people in their mid-30's in my line of work are.
Has nothing to do with being a HAM.
8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

No.
9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

No.
10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

No.
11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No.
12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

No, but it's not generally a bad idea.
13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

Nope.


How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?
Absolutely.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

"sideband" wrote in message
y.com...


SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________
Occasionally, but not often.

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

Nope.
3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

Not at all.
4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

Nope.
5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

Yes, to pass traffic.
6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

No.
7. Are you overweight ?________

Slightly, but most people in their mid-30's in my line of work are.
Has nothing to do with being a HAM.
8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

No.
9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

No.
10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

No.
11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out
a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No.
12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics
on ham radio?_______________

No, but it's not generally a bad idea.
13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

Nope.


How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?
Absolutely.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.





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SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________


Yup. Old habits die hard.


2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________
Nope.


3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______


Not when speaking local.


4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

No.

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

No.


6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

Yes.


7. Are you overweight ?________

175 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Two waist sizes larger than high school. Although on occasion, I have
been known to bloat up to a disgusting 185.


8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________


No.


9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________


What's a repeater?

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

Children keep us young.

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out
a general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No. I send out a thank you to whoever is deserving.


12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics on ham radio?_______________


Not at all. I think some of the banter successfullly stimulates thought
processes that arrive at concepts and ideas that would otherwise never
be considered.


13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

I didn't even know what that meant until that Finnish hammie freak who
preferred to spell his name like a chick brought it to the group.


How to Sco
Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

That has been the paining question of some of our
more,,,,uh,,inquisitive followers. They are unable to agree on a
consensus after all these years.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or
ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name into QST as a Silent
Key.

"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark


--
Courage is what it takes to stand up
and speak; courage is also what it
takes to sit down and listen.

"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark

With a Rebel yell!

"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark

With a Rebel yell!

Yup. I heard the movie re-make of
the Dukes of hazard won't have the
rebel flag on the General, not politically
correct. Bunch of crap if you ask me.

Landshark


--
The world is good-natured to people
who are good natured.