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Dougay's Court Transcripts
Judge: Dougay "Foodstamp" Adair, you are charged with evading child support.
How do you plead? Dougay: Not guilty your honor. Judge: So your paying support, is that what your trying to tell me? Dougay: No, I don't pay my support, but I have a no code ham license. Judge: What does that have to do with paying child support? Dougay: As a no code tech, I am compelled to stop keyclowns from using the freeband. Judge: I still don't see the connection. Why aren't you paying you child support? Dougay: I'm a licensed ham. Don't you recognize my importance in this world? Without me the keyqueenz will just talk on the freebands any time they wish. Judge: No, I don't. Shouldn't the FCC be taking care of this? Dougay: As a ham I am the FCC. Judge: So how much does the FCC pay you? Dougay: Nothing. It's my duty as a ham. Judge: Your duty is to your children. Dougay: I don't think you see the importance of having a ham license. I'm special, not everyone can get a ham license. I do important things. Judge: I sentence you to 3 years in prison. Dougay: I see what's happening, Steveo has gotten to you. There is some sort of keyclown conspiracy going on here. Judge: Bailiff take him away. Two bailiffs grab Dougay and drag him out of the court room kicking and screaming. Dougay: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I'M A LICENSED HAM!!! I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!! |
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