"moparholic" wrote in message
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Hey Road Warrior, I mean Dr. Death (sorry I forgot you were hiding that)
your advice is needed once again. As you know I am a panty-wearing
sissydope who mows lawns and hides his identity from hams because he is
ashamed. My new Varmint CB linear won't go more than a few inches into my
anus even with lots of lube. Can you come over and help?

No thanx Dougay, maybe chuckles or bi-curious george will help.