Mopeydope the keyclown is a gaping anal hole
With a jizz soaked face and dried cum lips
And a lust for men's hard pole

Mopeydope the keyclown is a fairy boy they say
He loves to blow and the children know
To stay the hell away

There must have been some cum stains
On the pink panties he found
Cuz when he placed them on his head
He began to dance around

Mopeydope the keyclown is as queer as he can be
And Landshark says he sucks and licks
And just loves that gay pee pee

Mopeydope faggot as he can be
Watch him visit truckstops
Goes in the john to the glory hole
And there his lips he plops

Mopeydope the keyclown knew the sun was hot that day
So he found a spot in a parking lot
And sucked black dick all day

Down to the porn store
With a broom stick in his hand
He walked raight in to the viewing booths
And begged for gayboys' gland

He led the fags to the downtown bars
And right in to the back
He said let's play the gayboy way
Please let me lick your anal crack

Mopeydope the keyclown then hurried on his way
He waved goodbye saying gotta go get high
And get crammed in my can

Suckety Suck Suck
Suckety Suck Suck
Look at Mopeydope slurp

Suckety Suck Suck
Suckety Suck Suck
Without a single burp