Twas the night before Christmas and all through the group
Geogre was angry, as was Jerry the kook


Patrolling the air, trolling the net
looking for cbers, in trouble they get


"Wasn't me" yelled Lelnad.
"I was framed" sounded Hall.
"Prove it" sobbed Dogie, as he played with his ball.


"I'll find that trucker who breaks the law"
Jerry the kook said
as he forged another call.


Dogie said "I'll threaten Mopar and
see if that matters"
And soon found out, his brains damn near got splattered.



"But they're illegal" added Geogre
as he keyed his mic
As the world laughs behind his back
night after night



Get Twisted, get Mopar, get Shark and NY ICE
we've tried for years
and each day fail twice


We can holler and scream and ruin our rep
all over cb
and those who we know nothing of yet



It's Christmas Eve night, the cb full of chatter
To the above named litter
rec.radio.cb .....is all that can matter.



Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!