Quotes from Hunter S. Thompson...

"Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context
of professional journalism."

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic
hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side."

"I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I
suspect it's a bit like ****ing, which is only fun for amateurs. Old
whores don't do much giggling."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five
hours."

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole lifestyle a
crime-in-progress is not a happy prospect."

"The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb grey
hairs."

"He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master."

"Anytime there's a big sporting event, go to either the winning or
losing town; there'll be riots in both of them. Riots are fun."

"Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking
and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife."

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."

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