This is the one I hear most often....

"If I find out your 20 I'll kick your ass!"

"No tell me where YOU are and I'll kick YOUR ass!"

"Yeah I'll kick YOUR ass if I find you!"

"You better hide cuz I'll come kick YOUR ass!"

etc. etc. over and over again


After listening to the CB band I've noticed that almost all CB on the
air arguments go something like this;

First they are almost always white male to white male arguments as
most females left the CB band by the late 1970s, and the black members
of the CB band tend to have better on the air etiquette.

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Begin generic CB argument

White Male CB'er # 1: You're a queer. Suck my dick.

(CB'er # 1 doesn't seem to realize that by asking for oral sex from
another male he just admitted he is a homosexual, because a
heterosexual male would never ask another male for sex)

White Male CB'er # 2: Same basic insult with sex as a repeating
theme

Insert the word **** or some derivative of the work **** every few
seconds. Also insert the words queer, homosexual, cock sucker, and
the like every few seconds. If you are in the Southeastern United
States add the phrase "****** lover"

White Male CB'er # 1 claims he will shut down the other CB'er with his
CB radio.

White Male CB'er #2 makes the same claim.

LOOP back to the first insult and continue until the cows come home.

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I suspect the reason why stupid people can only muster insults of a
sexual nature is because they lack the talent, creativity, education,
or intelligence required to generate a more interesting argument.

; )